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So uh, [livejournal.com profile] inquisitorial and I have been a bit consumed by a random AU we RPed as of late. Long story short - Antonio is a cop, Sadiq is a thief, and then they have a very silly, very casual relationship that ends up getting serious. AND THEN I GOT SILLY AND DECIDED TO MAKE SIMS OUT OF THE AU. Cue me throwing all the Hetalia Sims I've bothered to make into the random apartment/loft complexes in one of the neighborhoods and letting chaos ensue. Yup.




So uh, I was kind of lazy and didn't fully pay attention when I first started up the game. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to have Antonio and Sadiq in separate apartment complexes, so the first few hours of me playing the game was just me flipping back and forth between the houses and trying to set everything up. (i.e. getting Sims jobs, making sure they were at least kind of paying attention to each other, etc etc.) Needless to say, I was kind of distracted.

BASIC OVERVIEW THOUGH:

Antonio, Lovino, Feliciano, Natalya, Ivan, and Yekaterina in the first apartment complex.
Sadiq, Netherlands (whose... name I gave him I am forgetting), Emmeline (Belgium), Francis, and Arthur in the second apartment complex.
And then Gilbert, Ludwig, Matthew, and Alfred in the third one. (Them I didn't even really bother with, they just kinda derped on their own instead.)


While setting up the second apartment complex, Francis decided to show just how badly he wanted to start his lifetime wish of being a heartbreaker. Netherlands didn't seem fond of the attention. STUPID HIPSTER PHOTOGRAPHS.


I don't know what Sadiq was whining about to Emmeline. Probably the fact that I kept forgetting to change her hair.


No, Emmeline, Natalya does not want to be your friend.


These two kept alternating between watching TV and arguing with each other. I was pretty tickled.


Setting up the first apartment complex was easier, and after the second one was done, I flipped back - only really to find that Natalya was starting fights with everyone. GOSH, FELICIANO, SHE REALLY DISLIKES YOU NOT TAKING OUT THE TRASH??


Lovino was a very helpful brother and just stood and watched Feliciano get yelled at for an hour.


"Fratello, I got humiliated."
"Shut up, I'm eating."


Feliciano, hilariously, tends to follow Lovino into the bathroom. Lovino does not approve.


...Ivan, baby, your life sucks, doesn't it.


So, yeah, Ivan has the Insane trait. And the Childish trait. I don't know which makes him dress inappropriately and in bizarre outfits after getting out of a shower. Such as this. Or... make poses like that.


It took me a while to get these two to actually meet each other, I don't even.



Luckily they instantly hit it off.


And then pretty much instantly went on a date. (Okay, it was like the next day but still.)


...And started kissing and making out really fast, too.


...yes. Completely innocent... sleepover.


Okay, well isn't that adorable.


And thus begins the two of them fucking like rabbits.

OR IT WOULD'VE if Sadiq didn't subsequently after this suddenly refuse to see Antonio at all. I had to switch over to Sadiq's house later to get them to just even interact, I don't even. Apparently he really did not like being the bottom??


Come on, you were adorable.


Oh, did I mention that Yekaterina and Matthew got together suddenly? Because they did.

...Yeah, I wasn't paying attention.


Natalya, bless her crazy soul, randomly decided to creep up on her brother and scare the wits out of him.


I don't even remember what was going on here anymore.



Lovino proceeded to get angry at Matthew for no reason. And then take Natalya's place as the resident asshole of apartment complex one.


He also made the best faces ever.


Natalya, not to be outdone, decided to go over to apartment complex three and randomly yell at Gilbert for nothing.


And also slap him silly.


Oh, Lovino, why did you randomly decide to insult Natalya.


SUDDENLY, FISTICUFFS.


And Natalya kicked his ass.


Matthew, she's proposing to you - now is not the time to complain that you're hungry.

Oh well, at least now they can get married and move out of the crazy apartment land.


...Goddammit, Natalya - on your sister's wedding day?!


You sit in that police car and think of all the stress you're causing your poor sister.


And thus begun the cutest wedding of the century.




Gdi, why didn't I take more pictures of them being adorable with each other.


Oh, well, that's why.


Antonio, what is that face even.


And then it's Sadiq's turn to look oddly worried.


And after like a Sim week of Antonio unsuccessfully convincing Sadiq over, Sadiq manages to convince Antonio into bed in one shot. Yup.


Oooh, Mr. Fernández oooh - Emmeline what in the fuck is going on with your hair?


...Yeah, Arthur is a loser.


A giant loser.


Let's just say I get these notifs a lot.


Yes, let's make out in front of the small child, guys.


Francis, excuse you, he is in a committed relationship. Doesn't stop him from constantly trying though. I still can't even get them to be actual friends, since Francis keeps pissing Antonio off by hitting on him.


See, they're adorable.


And then Emmeline randomly decided to visit apartment complex three, and immediately hit it off with Gilbert. How cute.


...Okay, well maybe hit it off a little too well.


...REALLY TOO WELL.


OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. Emmeline, sweetie, no he's not.


Yes, you enjoy that post-baby making session, why don't you.


Or not.


And then Emmeline proposed and hilarious Gilbert faces were had. (Or I made her propose because excuse you, none of this daddy lives next door nonsense.)


...Right, they have to pay bills, don't they. Oh well.


AND THEN THEY GET MARRIED. In the dark.


And Arthur decided to fuck off as soon as they started tying the knot. Arthur, why.


Yes, everyone crowd around stupidly, please.


...Totally not creepy. Not creepy at all.


Antonio, you don't even know Emmeline that well yet, what are you doing.


Sadiq continues to prove he has a cop kink.


And that they are cute as hell.


Antonio, why didn't you sleep on the bed, you goober.


STOP HITTING ON MY SISTER.


...Uh, so, ends up they had glitched. And clapped all night and for half of a day. I had to switch over to their houses and force them to stop clapping and go home so they didn't die.


OH GODDAMMIT, not you too, Sadiq!


...S...ure.


Sadiq, what are you even carrying with you?


HI BABY. HI.


Wh...at is that face, Gilbert.


mO__Om


You two are adorable, I am slowly forgiving you for knocking her up.


...How are these three even getting along?


...Antonio, that is not your baby.


Antonio, put the baby down.


Okay, well, at least he handed him over to the mother willingly.


I check on these two, and they've decided to Woohoo. Cue stupid chortling.


OH GODDAMMIT, GILBERT. AND NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE FIRE.


...Yes, that is super extreme.


AND THEN ANTONIO AND SADIQ HAD AN ADORABLE WEDDING ON THE BEACH that I somehow forgot to take pictures of. I took a video though that... seems to have been misplaced. (Same thing happened to their engagement, gah.)

SO THEN THEY MOVED INTO A HOUSE TOGETHER and I forgot to take pictures of that too. BUT IT'S PRETTY AND IT'S ON THE SEA and then they decided to adopt a kid. Yup.


...This was the social worker. He just dumped the baby in the entry way and left.


Say hello to Tuna Maria Jose Adnan Fernández!!! She is the cutest, with the silliest daddies.





Antonio seems to have a thing with holding babies while he watches TV half naked. Oh well, at least he was feeding her.


Infants are rather boring, so have a birthday.


Sadiq, how are you that adorable, seriously.


...Yup, she is definitely their daughter.


No, sweetie, that's not how you say "paper and pen."


And then Antonio's police uniform randomly glitched into a Greek jersey and I was laughing stupidly for hours. SORRY, SADIQ.


DERP WALKING DERP.


She's definitely a baba's girl. ;o;


Although Antonio is the one that is usually pouring affection on her like no tomorrow.


;3; Cute papá.


Dammit, Sadiq - stop getting caught by the police, seriously. You've gotta be a better thief, okay.


...Tuna, no, you don't go in there.


Having their toddler daughter in the same room was not a deterrent, believe me.


"I'm really really tired!"
"Well, good thing we're in bed already, huh."


I know she cries and wakes you up - and not your Heavy Sleeper trait husband - but she's your daughter, Sadiq. Deal with it.



And then all is forgiven and they're adorable again.


...Sadiq, why do you keep showering with pants on, that's not how you do it.





Yes, Sadiq, that is the appropriate reaction to your daughter's face.


AND THEN ANOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY. Time for Tuna to be a child.


Francis, what are you even throwing up over.


...Who the fuck is this? I don't even know who this is.


...ARTHUR, I DID NOT EVEN INVITE YOU.


...How are they not actually related?


And then the party started with Lovino and Ludwig dancing in the entry way, and my shit was lost.


LITTLE GIRL, I DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER.


CUTEST FAMILY.


Like baba like daughter. Antonio, you're silly.


...Sadiq, what is that face.


HE ATE LIKE THREE PLATES. ARTHUR, WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING THERE.


...Thank you, Matthew.


...Yup, you're definitely their kid. Again.


Arthur, why did you sit there.


"So, I randomly came to your house to creep on your child's birthday party."


"Baba, who's this weird man who keeps eating our food and steals our napkins?"
"Best to just ignore him, sweetie."


"Well, I never."


...Seriously, who was even dancing with who at this party.


...LOVINO, NO. NO DANCING WITH IVAN.


Yes, dance with Antonio, that's better. Ish.


...Ivan, what are you doing.


Seriously, bro, what.


...Lovino, don't give Antonio those heartbreaking glances. He's a happily married man, okay.


Also don't block Sadiq from walking around his house and even give him a look.


...IVAN GODDAMMIT. DON'T JUST LEAVE FOOD ON THE STOVE TO BURN.


Oh, thank goodness, Antonio noticed something for once in his derpy life.


YOU WERE NOT EVEN INVITED, SHUT UP.


...how in the hell did that food get down there.


SERIOUSLY, HOW. Also Natalya, where did you get that guitar.


...Gilbert, bro, go home.


Ah, yes, mac and cheese - the breakfast of champions.


"I got promoted!"
"Great! Maybe next time you can throw me in jail instead of some flunkie."


D'aw, Tuna loves the outdoors, so she wanted to fish when she got out of school.


Meanwhile, her dads used this time to behave like rabbits. Again.


I quit, they're related by magic, okay.


ALSO BY CUTE.



Yes, daddies, cake is definitely for breakfast.


I dunno why, but this cracked me up.


AND THEN SECOND BABY TIME, this time a boy! Same creepy social worker dropped this one off, too.


Seriously, what are these baby notifs.


Say hello to Adrián Suleiman Adnan Fernández!!! Getting... fed.


Antonio practices his sassy look while watching TV and holding his son at the same time. He's amazing like that, okay.


Meanwhile, Tuna tries her hand at painting.


And Sadiq is still adorable baba.

...AAAAND that's what I got for now. Wow, that was a ridiculous post, I'm sorry.

Date: 2011-09-25 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inquisitorial.livejournal.com
eeeeeee this is so cute!!! ilu ♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!

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