bakatard | RECONQUISTA; personal sims 001

So, I finally got around to playing with my copy of the Sims 3. I bought it last year, but since custom content wasn't - and still isn't completely - working, I haven't really touched it for the year I've had it. So, since I can't get my custom hair to work at all for some bizarre reason ~~and I'm too stubborn with details to make silly fandom sims I wanna make~~, I made Sims of

bioplague,

confictionery, and myself. OH YEAH!! Aka, I got bored.

So, we started out normal enough at least.
I don't remember all the little traits I gave us, mostly since I just stared at the list and slapped stuff on that made sense in my head just to get it done. Just know that we are very very derpy.

Nothing much happened at home - minus everyone poking around at the new place, but they decided to form a group and go out to eat. And out they went! Lily!Sim and me!Sim both decided to get cake that was on fire for some reason.

Lauren, hilariously, got fish and chips.

Lily didn't even want to eat with us.

Then, Lily decided we should all venture inside the resturant for drinks. And... fancy time?? It was kind of hilarious.

And sadly, I didn't get a shot of it because it seriously surprised me - but once the drinks were done, Lily completely fucked off. She got into a taxi and just left Lauren and me there at the restaurant. I didn't notice until she was nearly home, and I frantically told my Sim to go home. My Sim decided to leave Lauren stranded. Luckily, Lauren just took the car home once I was done with it but ROFL WHAT IN THE FUCK. I was cracked up laughing for like ten minutes.

Lauren was clearly very happy with her pyjamas??

This actually looks almost exactly like my bedspread, it's kind of hilarious. Also, I for some reason made my Sim a perfectionist, so I keep making my bed and cleaning things. Which... I never do. I'll have to change that later.

Lauren would not stop playing chess on her computer for hours. FOR HOURS.

I have no idea why Lily decided sitting like that was fun.

It was quite a reading party though.

My Sim randomly decided to take up guitar.

And for some reason, Lauren will half the time come and watch me. It's... weird.

Lily is a fucking artist.

Lauren and I seem to really like to play video games, ofc.

Lily was cooking while we were playing video games, so I went to go take a shot of her. I paused and got this face. To be very honest, I was cracking up for a stupid amount of time.

She really is a very good chef though.

For some reason, my Sim would just not sit at the outdoor table we had, and would just stand all by her lonesome off the patio, eating standing up. I had to replace the table to get her to stop that, it was kind of pathetic.

Even though there is a dishwasher, a kitchen sink, and another bathroom downstairs, my Sim decided she had to clean a dish in the upstairs bathroom. Right as Lauren came in to pee. She got shooed for about ten minutes before she finally finished and left, rofl.

For some reason, everyone likes to go into Lauren's room - which is on the third floor and one of the smallest rooms, so wtf - and hang out. Lauren fiddled on the computer while Lily and I played video games. And Lily apparently decided to flash everyone there.

She argues it was a very classy flash.

And my Sim apparently got possessed. Or fainted sitting up. I'm not sure.

UNICORNS.

So, Lily took a shower and randomly decided to get into her work clothes. AMAZING COLLAPSIBLE HAIR.

Then my Sim took a shower and also got into work clothing. Okay then.

Our shifts started at the same time, so clone cars popped up. Idk, made me laugh.

Lauren is also a fucking artist.

I gave myself the Absent-Minded trait since... well, yes. My Sim just walked into about three rooms completely confused for an hour after she got home from work though.

Lily cooked in her work clothing.

And I passed out on the couch in mine, rofl.

I SAW YOU DOING ART, LAUREN.

Lily randomly went into Lauren's room to watch TV, even though she was in the living room when she decided to do that. The living room where there is a TV. Okay then.

Lauren and I decided to play some FUCKING VIDEO GAMES HELL YEAH.

Although, Lauren didn't seem that enthused.

For some reason, Lauren!Sim seems to have to pee twice as much as the other Sims. If you know Lauren in real life, you know that this is kind of hilarious.

LILY DRIVES HERSELF EVERYWHERE.

I am so goddamn beautiful.

Lily randomly got invited to teach art at the school. It went over well at least??

...Okay then.

This is seriously all Lauren does.

THAT TOILET WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING, THE FUCK DID WE DO TO IT.

Lily decided to play some fucking video games.

Some fucking serious video games.

And then I got invited to teach music at the school. OKAY THEN.

"You're on the computer a lot, do you know that?"
"This food Lily made is good!"
(Lily was asleep on the couch inside.)

I AM A FUCKING AMAZING ARTIST.

Lily and I randomly decided to gossip. GOSH THOSE PEOPLE TALKING TO EACH OTHER, HOW SCANDALOUS!!

I paint. You probably haven't heard of it. It's pretty obscure.

Lily's hair is very clearly magic.

So, Lauren went to bed early, but my Sim still decided to play video games in her room instead of the living room. Lauren, hilariously, didn't even stir.

Then Lily decided to come in and brag to me about her amazing cooking prowess (not shitting you). Lauren still slept on.

"I CAN FUCKING COOK, MAN."
"That's nice, but I'm tired."
"Zzzzzzzzz books zzzzzzzzzz."

"DID I TELL YOU THIS FUNNY STORY ABOUT A BRIEFCASE"
"Still tired..."
"Zzzzzzz Darren Criss on stage zzzzzzzzzzzz."

"Oh, right, I'm tired, too."
"Oh, okay."
"Zzzzz COMPUTERS zzzzzzzz."

And then we finally left poor Lauren's room to let her sleep in peace.

Lauren slept happily until about 5:30 in the morning. And then got right on the computer.

Later, Lauren was watching TV and changed it to the horror channel.

My Sim legit got scared by it, and was still scared about 5 hours later. Oh, how painfully accurate.

I have no idea. Other than maybe the Absent-Minded trait making me derp again.

This just made me laugh.

Lauren still sleeps through anything. I didn't even give her the Heavy Sleeper trait or anything. Also more magical Lily hair.

FUCKING ART.

FUCKING ART.

Lauren was very very happy over sushi.

Such a fucking artist.

More Lauren creeping on me while I play guitar. I don't even.

My Sim randomly decided to make a silly face at Lauren.

Lauren made one back. And that's how they became friends. I'm not kidding.

Anddd that's all I got for now.

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I enjoy the fact that with the exception of me driving a car, the rest of this is like one hundred percent accurate.

RIGHT. Well, that and me actually cleaning things. What is that nonsense.

Oh god I lost my shit the whole time. IT'S ALL SO TRUE.

I think you all in my room while I sleep is my favorite. I can't even. Sims you are creepily accurate.

HAHA I AM GLAD TO PROVIDE SILLY SIM ENTERTAINMENT. And yes, oh god. All our Sims do is read, paint, and play on the computer/video game systems. It's hilarious.

ROFL I was cracking up really bad there. I didn't want to shoo me and Lily out of the room, but we just stood there for like over an hour talking. IT WAS SO TRUE TO LIFE, I CAN'T EVEN.

this is an accurate depiction of real life

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